Google lance une e-boisson

Depuis des mois que je l'attendais, ce Google Gulp !

Google Gulp

"Think a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes       of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second, fine-tuning your       individual hormonal cocktail in real time using our patented Auto-Drink™ technology,       and slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants       past the blood-brain barrier to achieve maximum optimization of your soon-to-be-grateful       cerebral cortex. Plus, it's low in carbs! And with flavors ranging       from Beta Carroty to Glutamate Grape, you'll never run out of       ways to quench your thirst for knowledge."